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Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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