it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
