I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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