is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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