If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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