She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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