My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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