That's intense
Welp...herpes.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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