He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize