I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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