I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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