And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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