I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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