Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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