You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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