We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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