HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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