Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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