i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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