I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
birth control should be required to get into college
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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