It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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