There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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