You work out of a Hotel?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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