Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Randomize