It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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