What a fucking waste of an outfit
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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