I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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