): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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