everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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