"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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