four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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