shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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