3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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