this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
