she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I understand Curling. That high.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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