There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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