Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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