yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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