Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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