im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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