this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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