don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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