I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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