I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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