I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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