Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
