She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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