there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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