doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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