i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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