remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
well I can't set my house on fire every night
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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