She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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