I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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