Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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