I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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