you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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